Welcome to Thursday Thirteen #9 (I think?)
13 Bad book titles invented by Moi!
- Well Hung - A how to manual on entrances and exits
- The Wizards Wand and the Magic Va-jay-jay
- Flight - The ins and outs of staying up
- Ears, Nose and Deepthroat
- The Secret Language of Flowers - Noxious Weed edition
- Genuflection for Vampires
- Beads and Bows - Grandma's Guide to Bondage
- My European Shieks Poodles Secret Lovechild
- Sweaty Socks - An expose of the hosiery industry
- Epic Proportions - A discourse in the increase of Viagra usage
- A Happy Ending - Tips and techniques for Theraputic Massage
- Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down - Master Jack's instructions for stringing beans
- Werewolves in Silver Spurs - The Pack goes to the Rodeo
