(audio is better here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs)
... although cherry chapstick? erk, can we try for strawberry or bubblegum instead?
then I found this...
And laughed myself silly! The video is priceless - make sure to watch the whole thing, the best bit is at the end.
Of course, I went and bought the whole album!