Calling David Waner!

I got something in the mail for you today, Mr Waner. And aren't you a bad, bad man! I know what you get up to in the loo while you are "thinking". I can tell you, right now, those Victoria Secret models... they really, really don't like having their pages stuck together like that.

Eww...dude I dont know who you are, and since you haven't been a 'current resident' at this address for at least 2.5 years, I really hope you are a teenager. Because if your a fully grown man, you need to move on. Victoria Secret catalogues are so 13!