Thursday, August 10, 2006

It's way to early in the morning...

And I have done the dishes, am on the second load of washing, and am about to clean the floor - I needed something to laugh at and this was in my mail box.

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my lady mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy-ass neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

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