Wednesday, February 21, 2007

13 Bad Book Titles

Welcome to Thursday Thirteen #9 (I think?)

13 Bad book titles invented by Moi!

  1. Well Hung - A how to manual on entrances and exits
  2. The Wizards Wand and the Magic Va-jay-jay
  3. Flight - The ins and outs of staying up
  4. Ears, Nose and Deepthroat
  5. The Secret Language of Flowers - Noxious Weed edition
  6. Genuflection for Vampires
  7. Beads and Bows - Grandma's Guide to Bondage
  8. My European Shieks Poodles Secret Lovechild
  9. Sweaty Socks - An expose of the hosiery industry
  10. Epic Proportions - A discourse in the increase of Viagra usage
  11. A Happy Ending - Tips and techniques for Theraputic Massage
  12. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down - Master Jack's instructions for stringing beans
  13. Werewolves in Silver Spurs - The Pack goes to the Rodeo


Raggedy said...

LOL! Those titles were a riot!
Thursday Thirteen has come to an end.
I have enjoyed my visits here and consider us friends.
Thank you for sharing your thirteens with me.
The comments you left me filled me with glee.
It is hard to believe it is really true.
I am trying very hard to not be blue.
Happy TT'ing!
(")_ (")Š

Heather in Beautiful British Columbia said...

Great TT! Some of those would be bestsellers for SURE!!!

Rashenbo said...


*cough* You need a little warning. I almost coughed up my water I was drinking! :)

Thank you for sharing :)

The Shrone said...

These are all great! Love your sense of humor!

Chris said...

When are they out? ;-)

crowwoman / rhian said...

Holy Crappola Anne! Those are freaking awesome! And to think I just complained on my blog that you've been gone bye-bye too long. What a come back. I'm loving that last one in particular.

Jaci Burton said...

Rofl! Those have bestseller written all over them! ;-)

Shiloh Walker said...

whaddya want to bet some of those end up as titles somewhere, sometime...

Imma ( Alice) said...

I agree with you... they are bad book titles. Funny ones though. Great T13. LOL

Nancy said...

OMG! These are hysterical!