Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I wish

This is old news, but new to me

Longoria To Pen Romance Novel.
13th June 2006 18:01:01

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES beauty EVA LONGORIA is in negotiations to transfer some of her sizzling on-screen sexuality to the page - by penning a raunchy novel.
The actress has already planned an erotic plot for her first foray into literature, and can't wait for the work to be in bookshops.
She says, "They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf.
"The plot's top secret so far but let's just say I have a wild imagination."

Wouldn't it be nice to be some famous person that gets offered a multi million dollar deal to write a book *cough*OJ*cough*.

It sucks (very literate at times aren't I) to see someone offered this sort of money, when there are no doubt hundreds of excellent stories sitting in slush piles the world over.

I'm off to do some research to see if it ever got written - or ghost written, perhaps?

EDIT: haven't found a thing yet


Emily Veinglory said...

Yes, well. sigh.

Amanda Young said...

Hmm... I hadn't heard that one. Interesting though.

scooper said...

Isn't it wild that you don't have to prove your talent when you're famous?

Emily Veinglory said...

Hell, you don't even have to have any talent in that area. [/snark]

Tina Bendoni said...

Probably will be ghost written, which pisses me off even more.