Sex Magic

I've been working on my blurb etc for Accidentally Were? and though I was purposefully taking a stab at lots of Romance staples like "oops, gee look at that ... I'm pregnant", and "Soulmates ...WTF you talkin'bout Willis?" I've just realised that instead of poking fun at the old favourite - The Magic Va jay jay - I've come up with something not often heard of:

Magic Sperm.

It wasn't till I was trying to be witty and pithy with my blurb (frankly I suck at blurbs, especially ones trying to sell you a comedy) that I realised I'd failed in one of my goals while also perversely exceeding my plan.

Magic Sperm ... much better than a magic va ja jay, I think.