Thursday, November 30, 2006

I have reached the pinnacle...

Of Motherhood, that is. Definitely not even close with writing.

Today my son declared "If you don't stop being mean, I am going to call the cops, and they will make you give me that coke."

Yup, I have made it. I have become the ultimate Mum. That kind of mother that makes her childs life a living hell by not giving them soda. The kind that he will torture his children over when they have been bad..."When I was a little boy, my mother wouldn't let me have the soda, so be thankful for what you have, little missy!"

Aren't six year-olds fun? First the "Farts are butt kisses" now he is calling the cops...I better go track down the phones and hide them, he might make good on his threat.

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