I shop a bit at Samhain, and someone over there has a sense of humor that tickles my funny bone:
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit sex, graphic language, mad seduction schemes, and the hard fall of a drop dead sexy hunk.
- Warning: This title contains the following: lots of explicit sex, going strong long after the cows come home, graphic language that’d make your mama blush, light bondage with bullropes, ménage a trois, and – yee-haw! – hot nekkid cowboy man-love.
- Warning this title contains the following: somewhat explicit love scenes, drunken earls, irritating relatives and bathing activities that leave the floor wet and the hero and heroine exhausted.
- Warning, this title contains the following: more sexual tension than you can shake a stick at…
- Warning: This title contains the following: Wahoo Sex and Wash-Your-Mouth Language (Explicit Sex and Graphic Language)
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit sex, graphic language, ménage a trois, violence, hot nekkid man-love.
- Warning, this title contains the following: hot, explicit sex, graphic violence and language, and is not for the faint of heart!
- Warning, this title contains the following, explicit sex, graphic terms for body parts, torture via silk stockings, a little spanking, and shower and office sex.
- Warning: This book contains violence, unruly Faeries, scary sea creatures, evil queens, graphic sexual content and language.
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit neon sex, graphic language, and violence.
- Warning: Explicit, hanging from the chandeliers style sex
- Warning, this title contains guns, swearing, dark thoughts about cheerful people, incomprehensible Britishisms, and painful sarcasm.
- Warning, this title contains the following: violence, cannibalism, disturbing concepts and subversive ideas. Exposure to this novel will result in your immediate termination for reasons of national security.
