I shop a bit at Samhain, and someone over there has a sense of humor that tickles my funny bone:
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit sex, graphic language, mad seduction schemes, and the hard fall of a drop dead sexy hunk.
- Warning: This title contains the following: lots of explicit sex, going strong long after the cows come home, graphic language that’d make your mama blush, light bondage with bullropes, ménage a trois, and – yee-haw! – hot nekkid cowboy man-love.
- Warning this title contains the following: somewhat explicit love scenes, drunken earls, irritating relatives and bathing activities that leave the floor wet and the hero and heroine exhausted.
- Warning, this title contains the following: more sexual tension than you can shake a stick at…
- Warning: This title contains the following: Wahoo Sex and Wash-Your-Mouth Language (Explicit Sex and Graphic Language)
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit sex, graphic language, ménage a trois, violence, hot nekkid man-love.
- Warning, this title contains the following: hot, explicit sex, graphic violence and language, and is not for the faint of heart!
- Warning, this title contains the following, explicit sex, graphic terms for body parts, torture via silk stockings, a little spanking, and shower and office sex.
- Warning: This book contains violence, unruly Faeries, scary sea creatures, evil queens, graphic sexual content and language.
- Warning, this title contains the following: explicit neon sex, graphic language, and violence.
- Warning: Explicit, hanging from the chandeliers style sex
- Warning, this title contains guns, swearing, dark thoughts about cheerful people, incomprehensible Britishisms, and painful sarcasm.
- Warning, this title contains the following: violence, cannibalism, disturbing concepts and subversive ideas. Exposure to this novel will result in your immediate termination for reasons of national security.
15 comments:
They certainly know how to peak ones interest in the merchandise.
lol, but you need to leave the titles as well :)
Happy T13
oh yeah - i can tell just from the disclaimers which ones i've read!!! Number 13 I haven't read but now have to track it down - too damn funny!!
Them crazy Samhain authors! Gotta love that zany bunch.
Those are great. Nice to see a publisher who's got a finger on the pulse of their readership.
oh my goodness...made me laugh too! on the other hand, made me curious about the book.lol!
LOL, I guess I've never read the Samhain warning labels beyond the first tame one they put on mine when the company first started. I'll be paying better attention now.
:)
i'm wondering what neon sex is
For the most part the authors themselves write the warnings. I had one for my book that I thought was pretty amusing but it got vetoed (sigh) and then uvetoed but I didn't put it back.
Really? That's kind of cool!
Ooh, I could make a contest out of that-make a humorous warning label for your book...
I'm totally jealous of how fabulously creative some of these are!!
Hilarious!
Special K Family
i like the warning label contest idea!!
Dead sexy hunk? C'est moi!
Bonjour,
Henri de Montmorency
I realize that this is LAST week's TT, but I somehow missed it.
HILARIOUS! Someone is having fun with their job!
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