Counting down, and a giveway. . .

Final proofreader edits went back early this morning (in ePublishing deadlines tend to be a lot closer to publication than in print), so I can put the cap back on the Tums and party like it's my Birthday ... oh, wait! It is! Well, on Friday that is. I'll be the ripe old age of 34.

So in honor of my birthday I'm giving away Tea for Three mouse pad and some goodies of the chocolaty persuasion. Perfect for sitting down and reading your favorite eBooks with!

Email me, using the address in my profile, with the names of the names of the three lead characters of Tea for Three (hint: you don't have to look far, or hit my main website) by Sunday 27th May, midday, and my 7yr old will scientifically choose a winner from the entrants.

Showering

I've seen the email version of this before, but laughed at how true it really is!

EDIT: Feck it! I can't get the embed to work, Blogger keeps doing hokey things, go HERE instead.

EDIT 2: No, this isn't it, but something else I found funny

The Penis Pan

The Bunco Bitches have a little running joke. We have a penis cake pan, and each month the host is supposed to create a penis cake.

We picked it up at a toy party one night, and it just so appealed to our sense of absurd (well mine anyway, I know some cut way to happily into the cake with a sharp, sharp knife).

Chest hair...?

Yes? No?

Ladies, what are your opinions on the matter? Personally none of the men I have been that close to have had much in the chest hair department.

Coarse, wiry, soft, silky? How does it run through your fingers?