If this guy was on the bus

I think I could be convinced to ride public transport quite regularly...

Edited - a slightly different pic since I had to go look up wtf brachiate meant (check the comments)





And for those of you curious, brachiate is the motion monkeys etc (ie humans :) ) make when they swing from tree to tree

Eye Candy

It's a rainy dreary day in Florida as we have a tropical storm make it's way over the peninsular, so I thought I'd liven the day up a little with some eye candy:

Theres a story that goes with all those tats, but what caught my attention was the tail. A freaking tail! And what a fine fine tail it is at that!

If I ever get a NY cover, THIS is the guy I want on it. There's no other way to say it, he's fucking HAWT! He says 'I'm Bad, I'm Mean', but he's got a little curve to his lips that say 'and I'll take you on the sweetest ride of your life, baby'.

And if like me you want some more wet weather eye candy, head to here.

Sunday sex

It's always the best kind, but I digress.

I was out hunting some eye candy, as you do (it's all in the name of research, I swear) and found this little blog and this pic. (Is that a drool worthy blog or what - don't think that baby's not going on my rssfeed list! You make thank me later chickies!)

Now this rather tasty piece of man flesh is of Hispanic origins, not Indian, but this was very much what I was imagining in my head when I was writing about Jay in Red Skirt, Cool Fountain (the short story that's now going to be a novel).

And this is definitely a player for one of the McCabe boys - Brian maybe, but this guy still has a bit of a babyface, so I think he might be better suited for baby brother Michael - Sean is way more worldweary than this face.

OH MY GIDDY AUNT... I dropped my jelly bellies...

There is no way I can top that -- well I could damn well try, but I have a funny feling those boys would have any lover strapped to that gogeous bed in two seconds flat, and I think I could very easily live with that!

And to think the whole twin menage thing has always been a little icky for me (mainly because I like the guys in my menages to be getting it on, baby!) -- photo's like this have me re-thinking!

Hrmmm..

I was hunting for a new pic of a hot studly man and found this:

EDIT: pic went away so I found a better one - this ones an actual action shot:

Ooookay? Squeeze me and I'll sing for you. Apparently you squeeze on the end and it honks its own horn. Thank god it doesn't squeal like an elephant when the appendage it adorns gets long enough to touch the mechanism - that would severely disappoint most of the population (plus while laughter and sex is all good, rolling on the floor peeing yourself with uncontrollable laughter is a passion killer).

Then I found this:

I'm sure it's supposed to be some sort of award or trophy, but on first glance it looks like a big mirror. Does that tickle anyone sense of irony as it does mine? Cause sometimes I get the idea that these models spend way to much time watching themselves.