Thursday, December 28, 2006

Thirteen ways to annoy your husband

Thursday thirteen #3

1. It has to come in at the top spot: Hide the remote

2. Use his razor on your legs.

3. Quickly followed by him finding out you used up the last of his shaving foam, too!

4. Use the girly scented fabric softener on his work clothes

5. Throw away all the holey underwear when he's at work - it's not Holy, it's just holey!

6. Get his favourite chair restuffed, and recovered - with Laura Ashley fabric.

7. Organise his 'man space', everything will be hanging in front of his nose and he won't be able to find it.

8. Invite your mother to stay for a week...make sure its on a weekend that a big game is on, and demand you want to go out to eat at the exact time of kick off.

9. Take his rough, tough, manly man dog to the groomers, and bring it home smelling sweet with a bow in it's hair. If you can stretch to a poodle cut, all the better!

10. Make him take your cat for a walk, complete with leash and rhinestone collar.

11. Tune all the preset stations to Chick Rock, Disney and classical. After all if its good enough for your car, its good enough for his truck.

12. His truck - oh the wealth of opportunities! From getting it detailed till it gleams when he has spent 6 months building up off roading grime, all the way to giving it a sunshine yellow paint job. Mary Kay Pink if you're really mean.

13. Take a photo of him asleep in his Laura Ashley chair, with the cat cuddled up to his head and his now foo foo dog at his feet and gleefully send it to all his mates, who will then put it in their wallets to bring out every friday night down at the pub... Priceless!


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14 comments:

amy said...

Thats an awesome list and oh so true..thanks

Sue said...

That is too funny. Some of them are very creative! Of course, my Man would kiss my feet if I washed his car (even his truck when he had one). ;)

Mine is up. Happy TT!

Kim Priestap said...

Those are great suggestions! I'll have to try a few.

my 2 cents said...

Those are great. Very funny! I especially like #10

Chickadee said...

LMAO!!!! I think my husband would kill me if I reorganized his work space. He gets crabby when I use something of his and put it in a different place when I'm finsihed.

My 13 are up. I moved my blog and this is my first 13 in my new digs!

Caylynn said...

LOL! :D Too funny. I quickly cured my husband of #5 shortly after we moved in together.

Thanks for the laughs. :)

ms-teacher said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Racy Li said...

You did NOT! Ha! I loved #5!

Teena said...

Ha! Thanks for the tips!

My TT13 is up :)

mistihollrah said...

Love the list! So true..

sarala said...

These are very funny. Too bad my hubby doesn't have a truck.

Bond said...

Now those are just cruel!

You are wicked.

Thanks for coming by THE COUCH...hope you enjoyed your stay.

Sophisticated Writer said...

You're a writer?! :D I am, but still an aspiring one with a long way ahead of me :(

Your list's cruel and so funny :-)

Thanks for reading mine. I'll let you know if I try any ;)

Isabella Snow said...

What's a Laura Ashley chair??

She make's chairs too??